If vampires have no reflection,
How do they style their hair?
How do they brush their teeth,
Or practice their hypnotic stare?
How do they check their shirt’s tucked in,
Or that their tie is straight,
When entertaining potential brides-to-be
On a romantic date?
How do they cope with shaving
(Does undead hair still grow?)
Yes, there are many things about vampires
That I would like to know!