Mummy, my superpowers are finding things with a torch, being naughty, and pewing (making gun noises)…
The superhero softie:
Mummy, my superpowers are finding things with a torch, being naughty, and pewing… and cuddling you.
Mummy: What sound does “car” start with?
Mummy: Ethan, can you stop calling me “bummy”?
Ethan: Well, you are bummy, to be fair.
If you talk, do you exist?
Mummy: Ethan, do you like spending time with Mummy?
Ethan: I like shutting things in my face!
The Star Wars fan:
He’s funny, that little guy Yoda. Very funny.
The Highway Code-observer:
Mummy: Ethan, can you see that horse on the road?
Ethan: Yes, Mummy, but he’s not allowed to go more than 40
Mummy, what’s an omnivore?
– Someone who eats everything, so meat and plants
Do you know what rabbits and cats and pigeons and birds are rubbish at?… Clapping
Daddy: How do you fancy beans on toast for lunch?
Ethan: Yeah that works for me
The innocent wordplayer:
Mummy, you’re an egg wanker…
(On Daddy trying to explain negotiating during a “discussion”): I am not negotiating! You’re negotiating!
Whenever mummy’s not around, I am the boss