Mummy: Is that a monkey, Ethan?
Ethan: No. Chimpanzee, mummy.
The left-field questioner:
Where are monkey eyelashes? Mummy mend it.
I farters parters.
(Ethan trying to find his Bob the Builder toy)
Mummy: Don’t worry, we’ll find him.
Ethan: I do worry.
Mummy: Ethan, what do you want for lunch?
Ethan: Burger and chips. In the pub.
(During a silent sequence in Wall-E)
What’s that? Where’s the spaceship going? Who is that? Where’s he going to?
(Through the baby monitor) Mummy, I’ve finished sleeping now. You come get me out of bed.
Where is Elliott? (our cat) I’ve got some stories to tell her.
Daddy: If there are lots of leaves on the ground, what time of year is it?
Ethan: Running time!
(Furtling under the table) What’s that noise? It sounds like a sock noise.
Mummy: I love you, Ethan.
Ethan: I know. It’s really annoying.
The budding David Attenborough:
Ethan: What do animals do on the grass?
Mummy: Animals eat grass, Ethan.
Ethan: Hmm, that’s interesting Mummy!
Mummy, I have a present for you. In my nappy.