I wrote this as a comment on Le Fragi’s collection of shed-based limerick fun – http://graemesandford.com/2016/03/04/shed-a-little-light-limericks/ – , but thought I’d post it here too!
A man so desperately loved his shed
That he wanted to take it to bed.
The shed said, “I’m shy”
With a wink in its eye.
“But just you wait till we’re wed!”
Picture credit: flickr.com/photos/joinash/5694862467