– What would you like to drink, Ethan?
– And what word are you missing?
Mummy, my superpowers are finding things with a torch, being naughty, and pewing (making gun noises)…
The superhero softie:
Mummy, my superpowers are finding things with a torch, being naughty, and pewing… and cuddling you.
Mummy: What sound does “car” start with?
Mummy: Ethan, can you stop calling me “bummy”?
Ethan: Well, you are bummy, to be fair.
If you talk, do you exist?
Mummy: Ethan, do you like spending time with Mummy?
Ethan: I like shutting things in my face!
The Star Wars fan:
He’s funny, that little guy Yoda. Very funny.
The Highway Code-observer:
Mummy: Ethan, can you see that horse on the road?
Ethan: Yes, Mummy, but he’s not allowed to go more than 40
Mummy, what’s an omnivore?
– Someone who eats everything, so meat and plants
Do you know what rabbits and cats and pigeons and birds are rubbish at?… Clapping
Daddy: How do you fancy beans on toast for lunch?
Ethan: Yeah that works for me
The innocent wordplayer:
Mummy, you’re an egg wanker…
(On Daddy trying to explain negotiating during a “discussion”): I am not negotiating! You’re negotiating!
Whenever mummy’s not around, I am the boss
Mummy: Is that a monkey, Ethan?
Ethan: No. Chimpanzee, mummy.
The left-field questioner:
Where are monkey eyelashes? Mummy mend it.
I farters parters.
(Ethan trying to find his Bob the Builder toy)
Mummy: Don’t worry, we’ll find him.
Ethan: I do worry.
Mummy: Ethan, what do you want for lunch?
Ethan: Burger and chips. In the pub.
(During a silent sequence in Wall-E)
What’s that? Where’s the spaceship going? Who is that? Where’s he going to?
(Through the baby monitor) Mummy, I’ve finished sleeping now. You come get me out of bed.
Where is Elliott? (our cat) I’ve got some stories to tell her.
Daddy: If there are lots of leaves on the ground, what time of year is it?
Ethan: Running time!
(Furtling under the table) What’s that noise? It sounds like a sock noise.
Mummy: I love you, Ethan.
Ethan: I know. It’s really annoying.
The budding David Attenborough:
Ethan: What do animals do on the grass?
Mummy: Animals eat grass, Ethan.
Ethan: Hmm, that’s interesting Mummy!
Mummy, I have a present for you. In my nappy.